So for those of you who don’t live here in Colorado, the bumper sticker above is displayed by lots of people as a “screw you, transplant” to those of us not born in this state. I got cut off by a guy with this sticker in his window yesterday. Apparently it gives the bearer of this certificate an official license to be a true Colorado Cocksucker.

I wouldn’t mind seeing this bumper sticker. If only there were any left…