So I was talking with a woman today who is really cool and really nice. This wasn’t the first day we’ve talked, and I got the feeling that there was mutual interest. I was getting ready to ask her if she’d like to go out for dinner this weekend but was interrupted when someone she knew walked by. When he left she turns to me and says, “He is sooo hot.”

Stabbing…pain…blinding…confusion.

Damn, how did I get to be the friend friend? I need to get my mutual interest radar recalibrated.

On a more superficial note, the hottest woman in Denver shops at Albertson’s. With her kid. And her dually. And flaming skull tattoo. What the…