OK, so maybe I over-reacted a bit. It seems that Spirit was NOT eaten at all, according to NASA. It merely has the flu. Or maybe it has Novarga and it’s communication lines are at full utilization between receiving penis-enlargement spam and launching DoS attacks on SCO.
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BECAUSE IT WAS EATEN BY A MARTIAN, PEOPLE!!! OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE TRUTH!
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Our president says “nucular”. Do you think he says “foilage” or “libary”? Irregardless, I believe my commentating on it is a mute point.
I know I am grousing about a petty thing, but do you think “nucular” is the elephant in the living room at the White House? Everyone hears it and [...]
Colorado driver manual
1) 4-WAY STOP: You must yield the right-of-way to the vehicle that reached the intersection first. When more than one vehicle reaches the intersection at the same time the vehicle on the left must yield the right-of-way and allow the vehicle on the right to go first.
A lady on her cell phone [...]
I stained stainless steel. Let me repeat that. I stained stainless steel. There is now a permanent residue in my kitchen sink. I can only assume I created this stain when I neglected to run the disposal before starting the dishwasher causing washer-muck to back up the drain. I have [...]
Burger King Nutritional Ingredients List
Have you heard that Burger King is going “healthier” with their low-carb whopper? It’s a Whopper Sandwich without the bread. What they want you to think is that the BUN is the cause of all your rotund problems.
Hello! Fat Fuck! The bun is the HEALTHIEST [...]
During my sickness I needed to get a humidifier to keep my brain hydrated, and it has been a great purchase because I get up in the mornings without a dry throat. The weather here in CO has turned pretty chilly in the evenings and my gas heater runs all night. My bill [...]
Supermarket Discount Cards May Be Canned
I FUCKING KNEW IT! Anyone who knows me knows exactly what I think of grocery stores and their little discount cards. For those of you who don’t know me, I have spouted many a diatribe against these devil-cards, because I feel they are a complete rip off. [...]
MSNBC - Bush eyes program for illegal immigrants
Bush is trying to get the popular vote this year by trying to lock down the now-legal-and-voting-former-immigrant vote.
It’s a pretty sneaky plan. Since he can only serve one more term if re-elected, he’s essentially saying: “You work here for 3 years then you get [...]
OK, it’s a new year and I’m damn glad that life can return to “normal” for a little while. Let’s recap where I left off. Saddam was caught, our cows are lethally crazy, we’re capturing comet droppings and Earth has invaded Mars. This sounds about right.
CNN.com - New rover sees red planet [...]
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