Burger King Nutritional Ingredients List

Have you heard that Burger King is going “healthier” with their low-carb whopper? It’s a Whopper Sandwich without the bread. What they want you to think is that the BUN is the cause of all your rotund problems.

Hello! Fat Fuck! The bun is the HEALTHIEST part of any meal you get from BK. Don’t get me wrong– I love a Whopper just as much as the next guy, but I’m not going to kid myself that BK can be part of my diet. If you get a Whopper, you have given up on any diet (that intends you LOSE weight), because nobody who wants to lose weight has these items on their list when they go shopping:

Carrots
Celery Sticks
Yogurt
Diet Dr. Pepper
Double Whopper with Cheese (No Bun!)
Skim Milk

If you’re going to cheat, then at least enjoy it. Hell, if you want to cheat so badly that you can stomach the sight of a naked fast-food meat patty, then you have earned the right to ingest those carbs, my chubby friend.

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