I stained stainless steel. Let me repeat that. I stained stainless steel. There is now a permanent residue in my kitchen sink. I can only assume I created this stain when I neglected to run the disposal before starting the dishwasher causing washer-muck to back up the drain. I have discovered an awesome superpower.

I’ll let you know if this power can be harnessed to make cheese stick to teflon-coated pans.