I was watching the news this morning about this guy who accidentally shot a nail into his brain. They kept saying he was “lucky” and that “he should go buy a lottery ticket”.

I guess I have a different definition of lucky - to me, “lucky” would be NOT getting shot in the head with a nail. It would be NOT having to deal with $100,000 in medical bills. I am, apparently, not a lucky man and that is fine by me.