I might just be ultra paranoid lately but I feel as if total strangers are staring at me. Staring as if I have a booger hanging on my lip or yell at me if you think I’m a jerk spraypainted on my car, or a third nose. A few days ago as I’m walking down the sidewalk, a full car of people kept staring at me as the car turned the corner so naturally I looked down to see if I’d pee’d myself. Nope, not this time. Yesterday as I’m driving down Broadway, 2 guys just start hollering at me. When I got home I checked to ensure I didn’t have a pedestrian lodged in the grill of the Honda. No blood or hair. Today at work a woman on the elevator stood FACING me, breaking all sorts of elevator-riding etiquette rules I’m sure. I felt her staring at me because, well, she was. I’m getting freaking paranoid for some reason.

Oh, in case you’re waiting for a punchline, there isn’t one. This is just shit that’s happening!

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